Chelle

I don't know how many of you realize this, but the photographer in the family rarely gets photographed. If you have a friend or family member who is the designated camera person, do her or him a favor sometimes and ask if you can take a picture of him or her.  If you are the photographer, keep this in mind and get a shot of yourself now and then, so you will be in the family history albums along with the others. 

Okay, now I'll shoot off my mouth a  bit:

Did you hear about the man who was born with a silver screw in his stomach instead of a belly button? As he grew up, he furtively searched for a way to have the screw removed; finally, at a monastery in Nepal, he found a monk who could make it happen. To make a long story short, a giant screwdriver appears out of a purple mist, removes the screw, and disappears out the window. Jubilant, the man jumps up, and his rear end falls off. The moral of the story is, "Don't screw around with things you don't understand - you can lose your butt.” 

Well Congress is screwing around with things it doesn't understand, such as the economy, and that's why we are all losing our butts. 

 (found on Government Executive.com)